What I want from an array language is: Don’t make me think. Run fast on GPUs. Really, do not make me think. Do not. I say NumPy misses on three of these. So I’d like to propose a “fix” that—I claim—eliminates 90% of unnecessary thinking, with no loss of power. It would also fix all the things based on NumPy, for example every machine learning library. I know that sounds grandiose. Quite possibly you’re thinking that good-old dynomight has finally lost it. So I warn you now: My solution is utterl...