Imagine someone came up to you and told you that there exists a perfect Linux distribution. One so perfect that, as long as you take the time to learn its arcane syntax and strange conventions, you can obtain powers that a sysadmin can only dream of. A way to describe a machine through code once, and have it never break again. No longer will you have a broken display server after an update, or have to figure out a new configuration format for a service you want to run. Everything can be declared...