“Every stitch in that flag was a commitment to thread safety without locks. std::atomic was the needle.” — Betsy Ross, Federalist Papers, Draft 29 (suppressed), 1782 Buckle your seatbelts, grab a helmet, and say goodbye to your loved ones because over the next few minutes, I am going to teach you more about lock-free data structures in Rust than any human being should reasonably know without a psychiatric evaluation. So sit down, shut up, and pretend you understand memory ordering, because threa...