The Internet Movie Database aggregates film reviews from critics, but also allows anyone to write a review themselves. These are occasionally amusing in a film snob way because there are people who will gush about epoch-making brilliance of, for example, horror films that topped the box office for a single weekend and then vanished, both from the charts and cultural memory. Take Darkness Falls, a forgettable 2003 flick about (spoilers) an evil tooth fairy. It has a Metascore of 23, an IMdb rati...