A rat. For reasons. The subtitle is a quote from Bjarne Stroustrup. Suffice to say, he was not thinking of Carbon when he uttered these words. At last but not at least since this quote is already thirty (30!!!) years old. Toggle original/dithered image In case you’ve not heard of it, Carbon is Google’s experimental open-source “C++-successor language”. As a very rough first approximation, think Objective-C/Swift, Java/Kotlin, C/C++, C++/Carbon. It is also frequently mentioned in the same breath ...