At first, this article was going to be a grumbling about well-known ideas like: "Let's add support for objects in Bash instead of ObSoLeTe text and add support for images and GIFs in the commands' output." But as I was writing it, it turned out to be a nostalgic text about the learning Linux in the province, in the early 2000s, without the Internet and other things that are familiar to us now. And with a continuation in more civilized places, with the obligatory red eyes from night coding, jumpi...