The "agile" development we're stuck with today is a joke — a suffocating mess orchestrated by imposters who wouldn't know quality software if it hit them in the face. We're drowning under the weight of clueless product leads, managers, and owners who've never written a line of code, yet they somehow dictate how software should be built. Their meaningless rituals and endless meetings kill creativity and stifle progress, bogging us down in bureaucracy. As we waste time in these futile processes, t...