The crypto world is rife with scammers, including the Colorado pastor I wrote about on Monday who spent the proceeds from a token hustle on home renovations because “the Lord told us to.” But one of these scoundrels looms above the others for the sheer perversity of his lies—namely his claim to be Bitcoin’s founder, Satoshi Nakamoto—and for the misery he has inflicted on others with a decade of spurious lawsuits. Longtime crypto watchers know who I am talking about: Craig Wright. Ordinarily, I m...