Web3 is dead, we killed it. But the legacy of the fever dream is still with us. Few movements have poisoned and corrupted minds quite like Web3 — a techno-utopian fever dream that morphed into a radicalization pipeline wrapped in memes, greed, technosolutionism, and crackpot economics. Behind the "have fun staying poor" swagger lurked something more insidious: a worldview where global problems could be solved by tokenizing everything, artificial scarcity meant freedom, and skeptics just "didn't ...