1. Introduction“Alas, poor ape, how thou sweat'st!” (William Shakespeare, Henry IV Part 2, Act 2, Scene 4)Since its origins over a century ago, the Infinite Monkeys Theorem has been one of the most widely-known thought experiments. The exact source of the theorem is unclear. Most commonly, it is attributed to Émile Borel [1] or Thomas Henry Huxley [2], but some sources credit its conceptual origins back to Aristotle's Metaphysics [3]. In its most popular form, the Infinite Monkeys Theorem states...