Ricky Bobby from the 2006 film Talladega Nights would find Apple’s belated rollout of Apple Intelligence a sure sign of failure. “If you ain’t first, you’re last,” he’d say to Apple CEO Tim Cook. In the meantime, Cook is aware that his company isn’t going to have AI first, but the longer the CEO said it takes to—ahem—cook Apple Intelligence, the more savory a treat it will eventually be. Compared to the competition on Android, the initial rollout expected Oct. 28 will be barebones. Google’s Gemi...