This isn’t your grandma’s or grandpa’s LAMP stack. This is WordPress hoisted into RAM like dropping a dragster engine into a Honda Civic, running so goddamn hard it forgets what a hard drive even is. Most devs spend their days duct-taping plugins and praying that they can move the needle on their PageSpeed score. Me? I boot entire stacks straight from the void, loaded into memory, ready to die and be reborn in milliseconds. You don’t need this. Nobody needs this. But maybe you’re here because yo...