With hundreds of thousands of hard drives spinning 24/7, our data centers are less like peaceful white-noise oases and more like a a series of obstacle courses—if said obstacle courses were about managing over four exabytes of customer data from archival backups to streaming media to AI training datasets. Sure, they’re obstacle courses we all (and I’m including you, users of the internet) collectively create, but it’s no less of a balancing act to find the contestants (erm, hard drives) that can...